Pretty future

_DSC7956-1I say to Maewyn the Pat, will you just look at those pretty little pebbles over there? And that pretty little succulent on top? And the pretty little sun and the stream and the fruit flies and everything just come out of nowhere? Will you just look? Just put that cleansing pad down for a minute and look, please?

He keeps on cleansing.


Pince Charming

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Toned down his linked-in profile.

Get More Hip Replacement than Hip


Prepare a bike to meet the faces that you’d meet. Record yourself doing Joe Pesci saying ‘yellow’. Lock the gate, doors and windows. Google ‘homemade Crowe auction items’.

January fist


You’ve got a whole lotta year to straighten the steeple. Imagine it done: doesn’t it look better now? It does, doesn’t it?
Or does it? Substantial effort, that, and you know how they like to lean.



Carry a dialogue with you at all times in case of people. People’ll see you carrying a dialogue like that, at all times, and they’ll think you’ve got tons of strength to be able to carry it. Strength is a bit scary, superannuated, like, so they’ll make some space for you. It’s good to have others make stuff for you that’s useful, like space.

Wait, you said you liked me


You said I was cute and then you said I was great and then you said I was handsome and clever and fun and funny and that you could stay here forever, and then you left and it was still early, so I thought maybe you’d be back soon, so I waited, and meanwhile people passed by and more people passed by and they were all talking among themselves, not sure what about, and they didn’t like the look of me waiting like that.

So you tell me I’m a Millenial


I don’t go outside that much because I’m a Millenial. We like the sun, but it isn’t that healthy of late.
I read because I’m Generation Y. I read on electronic devices because I read all the time. To manage that, I also download books illegally (my generation received a very old moral compass, which broke soon after).
I take many photos because I’m a Millenial and we come with awesome cameras. I take photos of raspberries on books because I’m a hipster and we can afford that.
I have a lot of time to read, take photos and connect with strangers online because I was born unrealistic, hence unemployable.

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