Mr Caveman hits plateaus


I had some distant reading in my schedule this weekend, so I sat and looked at this book.

The Fourth Within


May your plants work out as you see fit.
May you snap dragons aplenty.
May your weedsies come true like the grass of champagne.
May your sorrows begonia.

Stars and strippers


Tethering is the use of your spare bits as modems to access the outback from the city centre. Future pavement releases will come with fail-safes in case you’ve stripped down to your fluff and aren’t ready to stop.

Missed calls from astronauts


Just pick up? I pick up the exoplanet vibes from the glint in my missed calls’ number-laden bearing.

Wellness in January


A stick and a stone may seem to be keeping the well at the end of the lane from eating you up, but I think they’re in on it too.

Road rage offering


When you drive someone up the wall to make your escape, remember to pick a wall that’s inclined to help.

River hid, river ran (river kid, river man)


Teenage bike takes in the view while its human gently weeps. Lovely little insects draw near.

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